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  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be
Source: nyoomvevo
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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
Source: gay-writes
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bobdoom:

"You expect me to jump off of this cliff?  Are you insane?"

(via thewabbithole)

Source: makiface
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imnotjailbait:

shes like an an alcoholic elementary school teacher

(via aya-kashino)

Source: sarahpaulsonsfuckinglisp
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Didn’t bother to check how my hair looked after I put my shirt on. Think I’m gonna leave it like this all day #bum

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shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

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(via lesbians-and-bathsalts)

Source: shinygays
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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via pretentiousmusician)

Source: imsoshive
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deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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(via pretentiousmusician)

Source: deaneggsandsam