I'm so sick
Of not having any friends to go out with. Of living in a house with a bunch of idiots. Of spending my nights wondering what if. Of dealing with people’s bullshit. Of feeling like I am annoying everyone. I just want to go.
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
no one: FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!
byle: my dad asked what i was doing so i said ‘ur mum’
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Waiting Patiently for Mila...
i fancied Mila Kunis way before 'friends with...
flutterbybutterflyx: hatingamyallways: i’ve always loved her ;) ________________________________________
did-yuo-kno: no-pr0mises reblogged your photo: High-res → This is probably the most stupid post I have ever read in my life. Whoever made this, just go die. Really.
Did someone say Bikini Bottom Twerk team ?
pacific-a: hashtagshutthefuckup: HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So “love you like a love song” came on while I was driving with my 10 year old sister and I accidentally started singing “love you like a big schlong”… Damn you Willam and your catchy covers.
willambelli: santaeliza: comprehensively studying the willam tag on tumblr is the same as writing an essay on prostitution, right? Yes. But please capitalize more discriminately on the essay. WILLAM
mintblondie: it doesn’t matter if you love him or capital H A M
DEMON HUNTER FINALLY AT LEVEL 60 AND INFERNO-ING...
milodrums: WOAH HOLD ON BECAUSE I MAYBE LEVEL 60 BUT I’M DROPPING DEAD ALL THE TIME IN INFERNO HAHAHAHA. Though not so much now cause I have 32kdps WOOHOO. BUT I’M BROKE IN GAME, JUST LIKE IRL. HOW DO PEOPLE HAVE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS I HAVE NO IDEA. ALSO I AM VERY UNLUCKY LOL. HIGH MF = STILL SHITTY ITEMS. GPOY with my monk. For real.
iamsomeow: I wish my boyfriend was a little more demanding Me: Hey, want to fool around? Him: If you want, I don’t care. Me: If you don’t want to, then say no. Him: I’m honestly content either way. He has been playing Diablo III since 11 this morning.
My brother is just too much for my life… Every waking minute I have to spend in the same house as him, I want to punch him in the face.
mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
me: i have no idea
me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it
Reblog if you like touching butts.
did-yuo-kno: inspector-gadege reblogged your photo: High-res → I wouldn’t be able to run this blog in fear someone may try this stuff and die And it’d be my fault I’m only catalyzing natural selection. The idiots need to die off eventually, I consider it population control.
Humans have two hands
One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.